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Hamish & Andy

Australian radio hosts, whose daily live radio broadcast is burnt onto a CD and couriered to an IT prodigy who can convert what is on the CD into a digital audio file. He puts the audio file onto a USB and the USB is shipped back to the radio station, where the file is transferred to a computer desktop, renamed, and then uploaded as a podcast.
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Apr 28, 2017

1)  Horgs ordered the second cheapest bottle of wine at dinner

2)  Calls - is this the oldest trick on the book? 

3) Andy realized last night that he's never dabbed

4)  Dab Zone - perform their first dabs

5)  Crowd Surfing Show - how Hamish's drum surf will go 

6)  Crowd Surf Show - we invite Luke McGregor to surf with us - he accepts 

7)  When artists collaborate - is there a weakest link?! 

8)  1 Song 2 Cram - Emily, whose specialist subject is the A380 

9)  1 Song 2 Cram – Winners!

10)  Bliss, from Bliss N Eso 

11)  Jazz Chat 

Apr 27, 2017

1 - Bit Coin Password Thursday

2 - Grant Vs Graaant

3 - Crowd Surf Show - Rules

4 - Hamish was adamant he was going to import & sell white alligator boots after a trip to Mexico

5 - Harry Styles Live in London announcement

6 - James Blunt Part 1

7 - James Blunt Part 2

8 - Rattle Your Rivals Part 1

9 - Rattle Your Rivals Part 2

Apr 26, 2017

1 - An athlete in the UK has finally been given recognition for her event at the 2008 Olympics...Andy is still waiting for his from the 2007 Pier to Pub

2 - What are you waiting on recognition for? 

3 - Crowd Surfing Tricks

4 - Jack's DIY House update 

5 - Hamish has bought a home disco ball 

6 - Crowd Surf Show - Milky Chance are on board to perform & crowd surf

7 - Andy's mate wants to hire ACDC for a house warming party

8 - Australian Whinging Warrior

Apr 24, 2017

 

1 - Live cross to Hughsey & Kate - nobody helped Hughsey get Molly off the stage at the Logies last night

2 - Crowd Surfing Show - somebody in the crowd will win $5000

3 - Logies Gift Bag giveaway 

4 - Sophie Monk is announced as the new Bachelorette

5 - Crowd Surf Show - Who's on your resume?

6 - Andy Grammer - Chat

7 - Hamish's Edible Hinge update

Apr 21, 2017

1 - There are times when you'd rather receive nothing, than the gift you were given

2 - Would you have preferred nothing?

3 - Crowd Surfing Show

4 - Song Cram

5 - An acquaintance of Andy's has changed the name of their baby after 7 months

6 - How long after birth did you change your babies name?

7 - Mind Reading sketch 

8 - Andy is excellent at getting a waiters attention for the bill

9 - Jazz Chat

Apr 20, 2017

1 - Netflix have said their biggest competition is sleep

2 - Have you had to put yourself on a Netflix ban

3 - Jez's bit coin password hypnotism session part one

4 - Jez's bit coin password hypnotism session part two

5 - Jez is in the studio trying to crack the password 

6 - Everybody has a weird exercise person in their area

7 - Can we do a full live show while crowd surfing?

8 - Hamish has made a hypnosis tape for Andy to help him quit smoking

Apr 19, 2017

1 - Car Wash in a Convertible - seeing the Saab for the first time & preparing to get wet

2 - Car Wash in a Convertible - going through the car wash 

3 - Do you feel like you've been in a convertible, but you actually haven’t?

4 - Car dealership trade-in game 

5 - Andy Blows Take That Wide Open

6 - Our bit coin journey has come to an unfortunate end

7 - Jez in studio explains why we can never access our bit coins

8 - Could we hypnotize the password out of Jez's head?

9 - Hamish's carnival game realization

10 - Script prank is back

Apr 18, 2017

1 - Hamish & Zoe came up with some creative ways to get Sonny to stop eating Easter eggs

2 – The boys are selling their bit coin and debate the most fun way to spend the cash

3 - Hamish confesses he has actually already spent the bit coin money

4 - How to talk sport with your work colleagues

5 - Jack's highly anticipated second meme

6 - Andy got told the world’s most boring story on the golf course over the weekend

7 - Hamish has an Animal Kingdom question for Andy

8 - Ali from the car wash answers last minute questions ahead of tomorrow

Apr 13, 2017

1) Jack is attempting to gut and re-build an entire house, based on YouTube tutorials

2) Calls - Builders, throw your questions at Jack 

3)  Hamish saw a guy doing maintenance on a skill tester machine..

4) Calls - Skill Tester Secrets 

5) Hamish's edible hinge cake update. The Informer calls in again 

6) New musical coming soon - My Unfair Lady! 

7) Their bitcoin has gone up from $900 to $1500 - they'll both think over Easter what they want to spend the money on

8) A forgotten sub-culture: Saab owners! 

9) Calls - How's your Saab?

10) Our mate Tim Bartley has upset Andy's parents - he threw out the Vegemite from the holiday house

Apr 12, 2017

1) River of Gold - Thomas is nervously awaiting his $1000 unforgettable wee!

2) Calls - Unforgettable wees 

3) Caller Jason back on the phone further discussing his Unforgettable Wee - it's too unbelievable! 

4) A guy in the US who tweeted Wendy's asking how many re-tweets he would need to get a years’ worth of nuggets 

5) Andy has found audio proof of Warnie's Toobs campaign! 

6) River of Gold - Thomas' Player Profile 

7) River of Gold - Thomas in the toilet, preparing for the challenge

8) River of Gold - The contest 

9) River of Gold - The aftermath

10) One Song to Cram - Pablo on the phone, he is an expert in Real Madrid 

11) One Song to Cram - Did they cram enough about Real Madrid to answer Pablo's 3 questions?! 

12) Hamish has an update on his quest to make a birthday cake for Sonny with an edible hinge!

Apr 11, 2017

1) Newsreader Natasha Exelby was let go for her on-air blooper. People are rallying behind her by sharing their bloopers using #PutYourBloopersOut 

2) Calls - #PutYourBloopersOut 

3) Upset Andy 

4) Calls - Upset Andy 

5) Listener Sam wrote in asking for help - he's done a shocking job of buying his wife presents recently. They wrote her a song - Busy Man, to the tune of Better Man.

6) River of Gold - Thomas on the phone, talking rules & tactics 

7) River of Gold - Calls - tactics & support for Thomas

8) Hamish has committed to making a 3D cake of Mack from Cars, with an edible hinge, for Sonny’s birthday. He calls a cake shop to brag.

9) Andy heard a blatant old school radio trick on Triple M recently! 

10) The People's Segment - pitch your segment ideas to us on email.

Apr 10, 2017

1) A plastic lid from Andy's favourite local Korean restaurant has blocked his gutters & flooded his house!

2) Calls - Has something small, had a big impact?!

3) Hame received an email about a condition called paruresis, AKA shy bladder syndrome or stage fright when peeing in public

4) Calls - do you suffer from Pee stage fright?

5) River of Gold - Thomas accepts our challenge - $1000 if he can pee next to H&A within 30 seconds

6) River of Gold - discussing logistics with contestant Thomas 

7) Hamish has claimed that he will make Sonny's 3rd birthday cake - Mack the towtruck from Cars

8) Calls – Are you also a Cake Hero

9) Aspiring rapper who tried to avoid paying for a seafood dinner by jumping in the ocean and swimming away

10) Office Gossip today - Kirsty got kicked out of Puppetry of the Penis for being TOO into it!

11) Rove in studio - he has 30 seconds to convince Andy to watch Dr Who

Apr 7, 2017

1 - Hame has read an article about a man in China who used his martial arts skills to save a man falling from 8 floors up

2 - Ninjas amongst us

3 - Hamish has made Jack write a list of everybody he has ever met, in his whole life 

4 - Have you met Jack?

5 - The movie IT is having a negative effect on the Clown

6 - Andy saw two people share an odd extended embrace in a restaurant

7 - What is your theory on the embrace?

8 - Danny Green – chatting Stop the Coward Punch campaign

9 - Danny Green plays Layla's Loot Chute and win’s $8000 for his Stop the Coward Punch awareness campaign 

10 - Jazz Chat 

Apr 6, 2017

1 - A teacher in the US has been exposed by her students as a fraud

2 - Revisiting Andy's nose capillary

3 - Pepsi commercial debacle

4 - Upset Andy

5 - Hamish has noticed a common theme amongst nearly all of his purchases

6 - What do you have the worlds best of?

7 - Song Cram

8 - Hamish got an email overnight from somebody claiming to have the answer to toilet stench

Apr 5, 2017

1- Jack's finally back

2 - Hame is burning off Andy's nose capillary today

3 - Technology is ruining the parking game

4 - What is technology ruining for you?

5 - Hamish thinks Dyson's next product should be bathroom exhaust fans

6 - Hamish is about to burn off Andy's nose capillary

7 - Some words of encouragement for burning that capillary off!

8 - Hamish performs the procedure 

Apr 4, 2017

1 - We're claiming yesterday's Eat the Board result as a win!

2 - How did we feel post Eat the Board? We put our feelings to song..

3 - We revisit a conversation from last year – how should Hamish burn off Andy’s exposed capillary?!

4 - We'll be talking techniques for Hamish to remove Andy's exposed capillary

5 - Caller Sharon suggesting Hamish could pee on the nose capillary to sterilize it! 

6 - Caller Matthew with his own backyard method on how to remove the nose capillary 

7 - Hamish's house flooded recently - shattered he didn't get a new TV out of it!

8 - Andy’s mate proposed recently – what is the time frame between asking the dad, and popping the question?

9 - Hamish commissioned a person on Airtasker to draw some fan art of Andy. He also tricked him into singing a thank you song for the gesture

Apr 3, 2017

1 - Today is Eat the Board day, but Hamish is still feeling off from Fridays food  poisoning

2 - Hamish has been copping heat on Instagram

3 - We'll start eating shortly

4 - Talking strategies, and the eating begins

5 - Michelle wants to know how Andy enjoyed the Fillet o Fish?

6 - Nunny has been so inspired, he's at McDonalds now

7 - Taylor congratulates Andy on being the bigger man, taking the Chicken & Cheese

8 - Jack has been inspired to finally begin his 2000 word essay

9 - Kath says we need to stand and wriggle the food down

10 - Hame’s wife Zoe is here for moral support

11 - Eat the Board the movie – how we thought today would go

12 - Tiffany Hall has got some words of encouragement for us

13 - Hamish begs Matt for nugget & Angus Burger mercy

14 - We’re on a rampage...until Andy spews

15 - Hamish also spews. We failed, but we're awarding ourselves a win!

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