1 - Andy has a question for Uber drivers 

2 - 1 Song 2 Cram - Ash's specialty subject is "teeth" 

3 - Jack falls for a prank call from robots 

4 - Andy, by Hamish - Next Friday we will attempt a Mass Wafting of the Fragrance 

5 - Hamish's mate is super cautious when entering his PIN number 

6 - Jazz Chat  

1 - Coolboys & The Frontman - Private jet hunt continues 

2 - Coolboys & The Frontman - Call to Paul from Avmin Aviation

3 - Horgs Invention - Motor-Loo 

4 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish's 2nd marketing wish 

5 - Jack has realized the new studio system is close to replacing him 

6 - Amy Shark

7 - "Packed to the Rafters" promo redone to the Croatian translation 

1 - Coolboys & The Frontman - we continue our hunt for a private jet

2 - Have you seen Russell Crowe on a commercial flight?

3 - International Phrase Book - 'Packed to the Rafters' edition 

4 - Common Sense TV Show 

5 - Andy's Celebrity Guessing Game 

6 - Coolboys & The Frontman - we have a lead on a celebrity with a private jet 

7 - Hamish had his mind blown over a kids shampoo revelation 

1 - Jack's Trump-style positive reinforcement 

2 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish's 1st marketing wish

3 - Barnaby Joyce's citizenship drama 

4 - Are you a surprise citizen?

5 - Chit Chat Champion - do you think you excel at small talk?

6 - Chit Chat Champion - the contest

7 - Coolboys & The Frontman - we have a development in the international gig plan 

8 - Coolboys & The Frontman - we don't feel that we quite conquered Australia after all

9 - Coolboys & The Frontman - do you have a private jet we could borrow?

10 - Andy's poo mystery 

11 - Phelps Vs Shark - everything we hated about it!

1 - Hamish thinks he deserves a B+ for his efforts during Zoe's labour

2 - Were you a nuisance in the delivery room?!

3 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish gifts Andy with a promotional t-shirt 

4 - Andy, by Hamish - Hame presents Andy with a cardboard cut-out of himself & makes him kiss it

5 - We missed a number of new song parodies while on holidays

6 - Andy spent a fortune on his US golf trip - then he played terribly! 

7 - Did you spend a fortune to be terrible? 

8 - An idea to improve Jack's performance each day

9 - Andy, by Hamish - Andy went on a US radio show while on holidays 

10 - $10,000 Random Drop - We're putting on the back-burner because weather is too unpredictable

11 - $10,000 Random Drop – Andy eats another piece of wicker!

Hamish will be taking 4 weeks paternity leave and the show will return on August 14th

1 - $10,000 Random Drop - we never went up in the hot air balloon 

2 - $10,000 Random Drop - Andy has to eat wicker

3 - A bank worker got stuck inside an ATM... 

4 - Coolboys & the Frontman - International gig options 

5 - 1 Song 2 Cram - Gina's subject is the band Relient K

6 - Did you pre-order Andy, by Hamish for a special reason

7 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish's launch event ideas 

8 - Jazz Chat

1 - Andy, by Hamish - We've sold out of pre-orders! 

2 - Andy, by Hamish - CEO Hamish gives Andy a celebratory gift

3 - $10,000 Random Drop - Chris the Hot Air Balloon man, explaining himself! 

4 - Coolboys & the Frontman - International gig options that have come through 

5 - Andy's wine glass mystery 

6 - Rob Sitch - Part 1 

7 - Rob Sitch – Part 2 

8 - $10,000 Random Drop

1 - Trump's gotten on the front foot by tweeting his emails that were going to be leaked 

2 - International Phrase Book - "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" 

3 - Andy, by Hamish - Pre-orders are NOW available!

4 - Andy, by Hamish - Jack's positive meme 

5 - An umbrella hire system in Shanghai is being rorted! 

6 - Michael Phelps Vs Great White Shark - a few holes in the plan 

7 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish calls head of Channel 9 to get a last minute ad on air tonight

8 - $10,000 Random Drop - we *should* be taking off Friday morning.. 

9 - Andy, by Hamish - Pre-order has already sold 2234 bottles - there's only 5000 total 

1 - Hamish's second baby is on the way & he's been thinking about the post birth family photo 

2 - $10,000 Random Drop is very weather dependent..

3 - Despacito is apparently quite risque, according to Jack's wife Bianca 

4 - Do you think you can tell if somebody is hot by their voice? 

5 - Al Gore

6 - Andy, by Hamish - Hame has made the ad without Andy's total knowledge 

1 - $10,000 Random Drop - When were you not the preferred option?!

2 - Andy, by Hamish - Jack's pitch for a slice of the pie 

3 - Andy, by Hamish - Counter offer for Jack 

4 - Mime Prank - could Hamish mime the responses from Andy's mum to keep the conversation going? 

5 - Andy's responsibilities to keep Bec warm over Winter 

6 - Hamish's mate is set to inherit a toy car collection that he doesn't even want 

7 - Gut Mythbusters with Hilliar is back!

8 - Gut Mythbusters - Hilliar presents his myths 

1 - This Week in HR... 

2 - Coolboys & the Frontman - we miss it - do you have a gig for us, anywhere in the world?!

3 - Andy, by Hamish - a few more points of business to address 

4 - Ben Fordham, for Australian Ninja Warrior 

5 - Bad Santa

6 - 1 Song 2 Cram 

7 - Jazz Chat 

1 - Andy's new purchase - Hamish noticed straight away! 

2 - Hamish has overheard chats in the office about which tradesman is the best to date 

3 - A mate has busted a colleague "borrowing" Sharpies from his desk by going through the surveillance footage

4 - Grumpy Dave pranks James about his 'Clean Up The Office Day' efforts 

5 - Jack thinks he can knock Hamish & Andy off their chairs with a fact

6 - Bad Santa

1 - Andy had a life-changing, earth shattering moment last night

2 - Emma Wiggle - Sonny the Quiz Master

3 - We want to test how fast Jack's hands are

4 - A vending machine that outsmarted Hamish

5 - Bored Bernard

6 - International Phrase Book - "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" 

7 - Hamish's "incredible" YouTube fact

8 - Jack presents 4 YouTube clips for them to rank in order of views 

9 - Watching Tom Cruise jumping on the couch with Oprah - it still doesn't make any sense!

10 - Bad Santa

1 - Please Andy 

2 - Race to 5th - Jack reading the rules 

3 - Race to 5th - Talking strategies 

4 - Race to 5th - The race! 

5 - Race to 5th - The final decision 

6 - A photo of a kid dabbing in a classroom in 2005 

7 - The People's Lotto 

8 - Today Show is replacing their cash giveaway mascot

9 - Bad Santa

1 - Trump never ceases to amaze us

2 - Race to 5th - we're holding the race tomorrow 

3 - Andy, by Hamish - Andy faces the enemy - Respect by David Beckham 

4 - Mysterious graffiti in the US 

5 - Gut Mythbusters with Hilliar - explaining the idea

6 - Gut Mythbusters with Hilliar - put him to the test

7 - Bad Santa - call to Andy's mum to run the prizes past her

1 -  Jeff "The Machine" Knight tried Hame's 'Blind Test' setup 

2 - Its the 10 year anniversary of iPhone....and of Andy freezing his sperm! + Calls - What is it your 10 year anniversary of?

3 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish is so dedicated he is going to a Chemist Warehouse location tonight.

4 - Race to 5th - presenting the two best options + Calls - What have we missed?

5 - Katy Perry Interview

1 - Andy's idea for a new sporting event + Calls - How can we make this new sporting event work?

2 - Instead of Upset Andy, lets do the opposite - Let's Please Andy 

3 - Winner comes 5th - more suggestions and ideas

4 - Hamish was told it will take 21 business days for him to get a refund + Calls - The longest you've waited for something in Business Days

5 - Niall Horan Interview

6 - Captain Jack Post, Pirate of the Carrie Beanie

1 - Malcolm Turnbull & Waleed were used as character references for an AFL player to get off a charge + Calls - Have you seen or used a celebrity character reference? 

2 - Kat Stewart from Offspring Interview + she gets the first sniff of Andy, by Hamish 

3 - Website Audit - discussing which domain names we should keep.

4 - Andy, by Hamish - Andy's first sniff!

5 -  Install-a-Rheem Jingle Theory

6 - International Phrase Book - "the grass is always greener" + Calls

7 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish selecting the fragrance in France 

8 - “Jacques” presents what is coming up in déjà vu hour.

1 -  Andy's Mystery Package - are you the Barbara we're looking for?!

2 - Census results are in - no chance that 96% of people completed it & Calls - What stat don't you believe?

3 - Fragrance Update - Andy, by Hamish - the marketing poster 

4 - Andy's family group message saga 

5 - Upset Andy is back!

6 - 22 Reasons Your Coworkers Hate You 

7 - Jack somehow weaseled out of Meme Tuesday

1.  Eliza believes she has a special gift - guessing baby names... Do you have a special gift? 

2. Andy's mate is an identical twin which brought him undone recently + Calls - Twin Security Breachs

3. Total cost of the Andy, by Hamish photoshoot

4. Andy, by Hamish Photoshoot Cost - Call to Mario at Chemist Warehouse 

5. Hamish went to the doctor for a sore shoulder, but was told it's due to his stomach door being open! + Calls - Where was the pain? What was treated?

6. Hamish's Darlin' Experiment

7. Sketch: Great Barrier Reef on Antiques Roadshow

8. Inaccurate F1 "history making" headline 

9. True Story - Interview with the star of tonight's show, Raff!

1 - Andy, by Hamish - Hame on set, Andy in the limo 

2 - Andy, by Hamish - Andy arrives on set 

3 - Andy, by Hamish - Shirt tucked or untucked?

4 - Andy, by Hamish - Taking the photo

5 - Andy, by Hamish - Andy seeing the photo 

6 - Andy & Bec attempted to be fast & loose last night

7 - Andy, by Hamish - The snake was the party starter 

8 - Jazz Chat 

1 - There's a thief amongst the team 

2 - 1 Song 2 Cram

3 - Andy, by Hamish - Hamish calls Carlton player Bryce Gibbs to see if he can attend the photoshoot

4 - Andy, by Hamish - outfit decided

5 - We got a tweet reminding us to follow up on a phoner we promised

6 - AC/DC Prank - Part 1 

7 - AC/DC Prank - Part 2 

8 - Andy's bad banter with the waitress this morning 

1 - Andy, by Hamish - he's up against Buddy Franklin
2 - Shark Chat - Michael Phelps plus Shark Tank
3 - International Phrase Book - Having your cake & eating it too edition
4 - Andy needs a very specific greeting card
5 - Yesterday's Incredible Drop coped some heat online overnight
6 - Hamish's satisfying, but unfunny fact
7 - Hamish checks out

1 - Incredible Drops - A submission from a colleague in Mt Gambier 

2 - Lindsay Lohan

3 - Hamish is worried about Floyd Mayweather 

4 - Andy, by Hamish - Andy is torn over how to approach the photoshoot..

5 - Jack's Meme - Direct attack at Hamish & Andy

6 - An alarm clock stuck in a wall cavity for 13 years

7 - Millionaire Hot Seat - Honest Edition